There’s a guy from Green Bay (Packer fan) driving from Green Bay to Minneapolis and a guy from Minneapolis (Vikings fan) driving from Minneapolis to Green Bay. In the middle of the night, with no other cars on the road, they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions. The Vikings fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, “Man, I am really lucky to be alive!”
Likewise the Packer fan scrambles out of his car and looks at his wreckage. He too says to himself, “I can’t believe I survived this wreck!”
The Packer fan walks over to the Vikings fan and says, “Hey man, I think this is a sign from God that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of arch rivals.” The Vikings fan thinks for a moment and says, “You know, your absolutely right! We should be friends.” The Vikings fan pops open his trunk and finds a full unopened bottle of Jack Daniels. He says to the Packer fan, ” I think this is another sign from God that we should toast to our new found understanding and friendship.” The Packer fan says, “You’re right!” and he grabs the bottle and starts sucking down Jack Daniels. After putting away nearly half the bottle, the Packer fan hands it back to the Vikings fan and says, “Your turn!” The Vikings fan twists the cap back on the bottle and says, “Nah, I think I’ll wait for the cops to show up!!!!