Aug

20

Vikings Joke (8-20-09)

Posted by The Jazzy One

August 20, 2009 | Leave a Comment

There’s a guy from Green Bay (Packer fan) driving from Green Bay to Minneapolis and a guy from Minneapolis (Vikings fan) driving from Minneapolis to Green Bay.  In the middle of the night, with no other cars on the road, they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions. [...]

Aug

18

Vikings Joke (8-18-09)

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August 18, 2009 | Leave a Comment

The Packers Coach, Mike McCarthy, was wheeling his shopping cart across the supermarket parking lot when he noticed an old lady struggling with her shopping cart full of groceries. He stopped and asked, “Can you manage dear?” to which the old lady replied, “NO WAY – you got yourself into this mess, don’t ask me [...]

Aug

13

Vikings Joke (8-13-09)

Posted by The Jazzy One

August 13, 2009 | Leave a Comment

What does “Lions” stand for?
Losing Is Our New Strategy

Aug

11

Vikings Joke (8-11-09)

Posted by The Jazzy One

August 11, 2009 | Leave a Comment

Why don’t the Detroit Lions jump into the stands after a score like the Packers do?
Because empty seats hurt!

Aug

6

Vikings Joke (8-6-09)

Posted by The Jazzy One

August 6, 2009 | Leave a Comment

What is the smallest room at Ford Field in Detroit?
The Trophy Room

Aug

4

Vikings Joke

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August 4, 2009 | Leave a Comment

One day this kid was playing with his friend, and out of nowhere a huge dog runs up and starts attacking his friend. The boy wrestles the dog down and brakes its neck.
While all of that was happening a reporter for a newspaper was walking by. The reporter saw what happened and wanted to ask [...]