Posts tagged with: Jokes

Vikings Joke (8-20-09)

There’s a guy from Green Bay (Packer fan) driving from Green Bay to Minneapolis and a guy from Minneapolis (Vikings fan) driving from Minneapolis to Green Bay.  In the middle of the night, with no other cars on the road, they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions. The Vikings fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage.  He looks at his twisted car and says, “Man, I am really lucky to be alive!”

Likewise the Packer fan scrambles out of his car and looks at his wreckage. He too says to himself, “I can’t believe I survived this wreck!”

The Packer fan walks over to the Vikings fan and says, “Hey man, I think this is a sign from God that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of arch rivals.” The Vikings fan thinks for a moment and says, “You know, your absolutely right! We should be friends.”  The Vikings fan pops open his trunk and finds a full unopened bottle of Jack Daniels.  He says to the Packer fan, ” I think this is another sign from God that we should toast to our new found understanding and friendship.” The Packer fan says, “You’re right!” and he grabs the bottle and starts sucking down Jack Daniels.  After putting away nearly half the bottle, the Packer fan hands it back to the Vikings  fan and says, “Your turn!”  The Vikings fan twists the cap back on the bottle and says, “Nah, I think I’ll wait for the cops to show up!!!!


Vikings Joke (8-18-09)

The Packers Coach, Mike McCarthy, was wheeling his shopping cart across the supermarket parking lot when he noticed an old lady struggling with her shopping cart full of groceries. He stopped and asked, “Can you manage dear?” to which the old lady replied, “NO WAY – you got yourself into this mess, don’t ask me to sort it out!”





Vikings Joke

One day this kid was playing with his friend, and out of nowhere a huge dog runs up and starts attacking his friend. The boy wrestles the dog down and brakes its neck.

While all of that was happening a reporter for a newspaper was walking by. The reporter saw what happened and wanted to ask the kid a few questions for the newspapper. So she wrote in her notes ”brave Vikings fan saves friend from nasty dog”.

The boy said “But I’m not a Vikings fan.”

Then the reporter wrote in her notes ”Brave Twins fan saves friend from nasty dog”.

Then the kid says “But I’m not a Twins fan either.”

The reporter asks well what type of fan are you, and the boy answers “I’m a Packers fan!”

Then the reporter writes in her notes ”stupid kid kills household pet”.