One day this kid was playing with his friend, and out of nowhere a huge dog runs up and starts attacking his friend. The boy wrestles the dog down and brakes its neck.
While all of that was happening a reporter for a newspaper was walking by. The reporter saw what happened and wanted to ask the kid a few questions for the newspapper. So she wrote in her notes ”brave Vikings fan saves friend from nasty dog”.
The boy said “But I’m not a Vikings fan.”
Then the reporter wrote in her notes ”Brave Twins fan saves friend from nasty dog”.
Then the kid says “But I’m not a Twins fan either.”
The reporter asks well what type of fan are you, and the boy answers “I’m a Packers fan!”
Then the reporter writes in her notes ”stupid kid kills household pet”.